Sabbatical issue props up again...

Today we learnt about Inflow, Interflow and Outflow in Human Resources.
This was compared to the life cycle.
i.e. from cradle to grave....

Term (Meaning in organisation)=>Equivalent from real life
Inflow(Employee joining)=>Birth
Interflow(Employee retention)=>Leading a normal life
Outflow(Employee exit)=>Death

I wondered where to put sabbatical in this context

(Employee on sabbatical)=>Person in COMA.

Most memorable quotes from the term that was....

Our first term ends tomorrow....
Tommorow junta will only be bothered about getting drunk.
Cheers to that thought. Happy Boozing...

So before we get lost in the next term.
Let's look at the most memorable quotes from the term thats gone.

10."Why do they sell pedigree at E-Choupal"

9. "Papa, Mummy and Bacche kaha hai!!"

8. "I got 100/100 in my 7th grade maths exam sir"

7. "Why don't we launch limited edition Sariyas"

6. "I raised my hand so long I forgot why I did it"

5. "Take it from me, all items are self explainatory"

4. "I mean that way..."

3. "Madam tussi ye dasso, Corn flakes paranthe de pehle khaane hai ya baad mein"

2. "54 goes into 18 one time, 18 goes into 54 three times"

1. "Lips Vs. Hips"

I used all possible Non parametric tests to get these ranks.
You are welcome to do a better ranking in the comments section below.

Keep feeding the hungry fish on right side of the blog....
Just click on it and give them food.

AIM Vs Darden

Lets compare Life at Darden Vs AIM

See how a typical day @ Darden feels like.


A typical day @ AIM for exchange students



No Seriously....

The last over at Father Prabhu Hall.

The scene was set...
It was like the last over of a Cricket Match.
Tensions were running high.

Along came the batsmen, some with runs in the last match and others with hard time spent in nets. But still the pressure was there.

There were only three balls to play and thirty runs to score.

An anxious lull prevailed as people prepared for the first ball.
Can't say if someone saw it coming. But it was a bouncer....

The deafining silence was now sprinkled with sporadic grunts of disbelief.

Few lucky one were able to connect with the bat, though most got caught at slips.
A few of those may have beaten the slip cordon to score some runs...
And by golly they deserve all of it.

The dressing room was full was people who managed to score ducks.
And people were asked to pad up again for the second innings in just five minutes.

Coolest dude in our class!!

The coolest dude in our class...
Can you guess who...

Let me help.
Unfortunately, he won't be with us in the next term.

Thats true....

He is one our profs.

Take it from me...
He is the coolest guy in our class room when he is teaching.
His opening lecture had the junta mesmerized.
Some of his examples were legendary.

But why is he cool.
a) His wit
b) His style
c) His personality

The answer is (d). All of the above.
The concepts that he has given will stay on much longer.
For sure he is going to be missed.

I take the opportunity on behalf our batch to say....
Thank you sir!!!!
You are beyond cool.

Mambo Italiano

End terms are over....
We are officially 25% MBA.

So its Mambo time........

I have no idea what this song is. I dont know where I heard it from.
But it is a catchy song for sure.
See if you like it.

Catch the cat

The most additive game I found on net.
You have to catch a smart cat. and I mean a really smart cat.
Dont blame me if you are unable to do anywork after you open it.

"But take it from me".....
It gives a real sense of accomplishment once you catch the cat.


Enjoy....

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