Friday, September 18, 2009

Finally it's time for a break

Long hours...
Four classes in a day...
Presentations....
Surprise quizes..

Term II has been painful.
Most people have survived by counting days to vacation.
Finally it is time for a break.


Last week was very eventful but tiring
#The brochure preparation and photoshoot kept most junta busy.
#SportsCom futball match b/w GMP & Staff was a hit.
#People immersed in the intricacies of electives and international outing schedules.
#GMP Junta gave their staff a reason to smile this Durga Puja and continued a tradition. Hopefully the next batch carries it on.


There is so much to feel glad about.
So lets enjoy the hard earned break, Without worrying about what happens after the break.

Sunday, September 13, 2009

GMP's Micheal Schumacher and his red ferrari

Many of the GMP junta would have felt it....
Not may would have been able to see it...
It travels faster than sound and slower then light...

But it is a fact that people have spotted A fast red car
driving on the campus as if it is the Monaco Grand Prix circuit.

Although it is known from sources that the driver has nothing in common with the legendary MS other than the Red Car... which sadly is not even close to being the Ferarri.

GMP Press would like to report the following incidents...

1. A dead black cat was reported on the campus.
2. People have been nudged and pushed off the road.
3. Junta have been hit by beer bottles thrown by elements in killing machine.

Our MIS was used to confirm the above incidents.

In such times, GMP press would like to ask all fringe stakeholders to be careful while walking. Protect your children and pets....

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Top spammers on xlri mail id

Spammers on the official id have taken all of us by storm.
In between tussles on various issues and hajaar surveys, some witty spammers are able to write one liners.And they always love to do Reply All...


This blog pays tribute to their comments...

Some guys discuss about parties in the mess after 12.
Spammer says "Two thumbs-up to that!!"

Some guy sends a ppt to a prof.
Spammer says "Gr8 going Sir"

Some guys gives gyan.
Spammer says "I agree with XYZ"

Some guy says we are starting a group. Will send XL
Spammer says "CMIT" ( Count me in too).......

Some guy gets good marks in one subject
Spammer says "I got 100/100 in upper KG"

Monday, September 7, 2009

ABCD OF XLRI By Dev D

A special contribution by very own Dev D.


A Azz a rezult
B Brilliant!!
C CR CR CR
D Darden
E Eighteen * three = fifty four
F Focus groups
G Garam Masala Press
H HIPs Vs LIPs
I IT Jokers
J Jai Sawal - Jai Jawab
K Kudiyan ( XL Ki)
L LH 9 & 10
M Mango bite
N Networking
O Outbound
P PlaceComm
Q Quiet Time
R Relative Vs Absolute Grading
S Sabbatical
T Ten Lakhs
U Urs sincerely,
V Very Good Sir
W When I was in US
X XLRI Xellence Xlerated
Y Yah Man
Z Zzzzzzz (afternoon siesta in 2:30 pm class)

Saturday, September 5, 2009

what a party man!!

Rarely things get in perfect groove....
But today they did.....

The GMP batch showed their respect to their faculty by organizing the party of the season. Several people coordinated and came together to put together a wonderful evening. The faculty, families & students had a blast.

This party clearly showed that you don't need a DJ, You don't need sleazy clothes ( though we did miss our friend sleazy) and you don't need to have a dance floor.
Its all about how a party feels.

Thanks to all who came up with this idea and those who implemented it.
We had one of the best parties in quite a long time.