Many of the GMP junta would have felt it....
Not may would have been able to see it...
It travels faster than sound and slower then light...
But it is a fact that people have spotted A fast red car
driving on the campus as if it is the Monaco Grand Prix circuit.
Although it is known from sources that the driver has nothing in common with the legendary MS other than the Red Car... which sadly is not even close to being the Ferarri.
GMP Press would like to report the following incidents...
1. A dead black cat was reported on the campus.
2. People have been nudged and pushed off the road.
3. Junta have been hit by beer bottles thrown by elements in killing machine.
Our MIS was used to confirm the above incidents.
In such times, GMP press would like to ask all fringe stakeholders to be careful while walking. Protect your children and pets....
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Hmm..its a serious issue from our safety perspective..Am not sure which red car is the culprit? There are quite a few actually, though my doubt goes to a small Maruti one, which is driven by a cool cigar-smoking gentleman..can vouch that he is not that merciless to drive over a cute pussy cat..let’s keep our fingers crossed and track down the real messy red car.
ReplyDeleteAll the best.