Saturday, February 6, 2010

The term that was... Part III

With Junta claiming to be three quarters MBA, Let's look back at the term that was...

Key Changes...
Being a non core term, Section A and B intermingled a lot, Lot of synergies were derived, I am still working on the swap ratio.
Job hustle bustle...
Lotsa flowers in the campus... Our hearts went Garden Garden....
GMP kids growing up ( I mean only the toddlers whose Mommies/Daddies are doing MBA)

And, Keeping up with our GMP Press tradition, It is time to quote the best of the best from the term.
Welcome all to write comments are vote for your choice.

Some of the best ones in no particular order are mentioned below....

1.  LMG: "Loose Motion Group" formed to tackle the Mess' Mess
2.  Three certainities "Death, Taxes and Cash Flows".

3.  A kid gets added to the GMP Parivaar, Daddy after studying law :::"All Parties involved are fine."
4.  A bugged guy mails "Dear madam, Sir and Of course "Jas***"."
5.  Rimjhim quotes "Ab main barrri ho gayi hoo!!! "
6.  You always have a special question, Some day you & I will go to Tenth Mile and discuss. 
7.  These instruments are like Hens, You keep them at one place they lay an egg and then u move them.
8.  My kids and I are Consultants, But I do not have a wife, the Kids are derivatives.
9.  The empire strikes back ... "XEROX and GE" appear in Prof Presentations...
10. In reponse to poorly explained Modiglani Miller theorem....
      Remark in an Answer sheet says...
      "Brilliant, This is now Modiglani Piplani Theorem"
       Reply:: What did Miller do wrong?

PS. GMP Press is now a Trademark
The publishers are now aware of Cyber law & IPR.

1 comment:

  1. Some more.
    * Bolna hai... Chalo Maan mein bolo
    * Ab jo log pichle 1hr se Soo(sleeping) rahe hai , aur unki neend khul gayi hai to wo bol sakte hai
    * Where is the lubrication
    * Google & China

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