Our first term ends tomorrow....
Tommorow junta will only be bothered about getting drunk.
Cheers to that thought. Happy Boozing...
So before we get lost in the next term.
Let's look at the most memorable quotes from the term thats gone.
10."Why do they sell pedigree at E-Choupal"
9. "Papa, Mummy and Bacche kaha hai!!"
8. "I got 100/100 in my 7th grade maths exam sir"
7. "Why don't we launch limited edition Sariyas"
6. "I raised my hand so long I forgot why I did it"
5. "Take it from me, all items are self explainatory"
4. "I mean that way..."
3. "Madam tussi ye dasso, Corn flakes paranthe de pehle khaane hai ya baad mein"
2. "54 goes into 18 one time, 18 goes into 54 three times"
1. "Lips Vs. Hips"
I used all possible Non parametric tests to get these ranks.
You are welcome to do a better ranking in the comments section below.
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nice onces GP. Some more that I remember:
ReplyDelete"Ok so SHALL I START...?" -- its almost become a signature.
"Please understand...."
"Madam, this in only the 2nd time" -- Mr.S enters the class 10 mins late for the 18th time.
"But, what is the soul, sir?" ---- the class is flabbergasted!
some more were there....shall recollect them later.
what about "Marks and knowledge are as different as profit and cash"
ReplyDeleteyou forgot Mr. Venugopal's DIL vs MIL....)Daughter-in-Law Vs Mother-in-Law) concept.
ReplyDeletekuch bolo yaar
ReplyDeleteprannoy knows
ReplyDeleteHow can we forget "Are you getting my point" :-)
ReplyDeletedid you get my point
ReplyDeleteFish...fish...fish....oooo...hooo...hoooo... @&^#@^#%@^#%@^%@#^%@
ReplyDeleteI think this piplani blogspot is getting lot of reader share...bumper hit bana raha hey tu?
ReplyDelete"You get my point !"
ReplyDelete"I mean MAANE..."
"Good Morning ! So shall we start?"
"Someone Pass me the course schedule/handout.."
"As you can see we have covered handout from top to bottom"
"Brilliant ! So you see ! you have managed to understand the crux of the matter"
Brilliant!
ReplyDeleteIn marketing class student" Sir, So where should we draw the line?"
ReplyDeleteVenugopal Draws the line on board & says here
Gng's QTMD End Term Exam
ReplyDelete"14 minutes are left"
Honey, I am home early today .. muaaah ..
ReplyDelete"I am helpless. You please help me. Are your friends inside campus? Please tell them to not to miss the end term. You all are coming for end term exam na? hee hee hee"
ReplyDeleteuhh aahhh uummm aa uuuhh that much calculas anyone will know .. huh uhh
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